
THE MUSLIMS KILLED SANTA

WASHINGTON D.C-(AEAE)-IN A SAD REPORT OUT OF WASHINGTON A FEW MINUTES AGO WAS NOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS HIGHEST SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION, IS NOT THAT THE SENATE JUST PASSED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE BILL THIS CHRISTMAS EVE, but that Al Gaea, the Taliban, Hamas, the Palatine P.LO, and a large group of U.S Muslims from numerous local masks, met in June and planned to kill Santa Claus. According to the report the Muslims wanted to punish the Jewish business men through out the world who own or control the “toy” business. A short time ago, Santa's slay was hit with a shoulder fired missile, bring down Santa Claus some where near Russia. Stay tuned for additional details.
Earlier today a Muslim woman tried to knock down the 81 year Old Pope just prior to his saying the Mid Night Mass. According to a Cardinal who was standing next to the Pope when the female Muslim attacked, reported that the Pope who had learned karate during his early days in the Hitler Youth Movement in Nazi Germany during the second world war, was able to deliver a karate kick to the Muslim woman's face disabling the woman. The Pope was able to continue with his Mid Night Mass. After the mass the Pope was saying that he forgave the Muslim woman who obviously didn't know who she was dealing with, as she was removed on a stretcher with a possible broken neck. The Cardinal also said that the Pope is praying for Santa Claus