STOLLER FILES HIS U.S. SUPREME COURT WRIT OF CERT AGAINST THE SEVENTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS 07/25/2010
![]() WASHINGTON D.C. (AEAE) THE SEVENTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS ISSUED A DECISION ON Dec. 4, 2009 imposing a "mack" filing bar. Stoller has appealed that decision before the U.S. Supreme Court http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/10-119.htm CommentsLeo the Zero 07/24/2010 3:43am
In related news, medical tests have confirmed that Leo Stoller, indeed, was born without a dick. When asked to comment on the story, an unidentified University of Chicago professor refused to comment, stating that an electron microscope powerful enough to confirm the findings had not yet been invented. related news 07/24/2010 4:54am
In related news, The United States Supreme Court has issued a Writ of Destruction ordering the physical destruction of one Leo Stoller who has been adjudicated a worthless person, Breaking News 07/24/2010 6:02am
It has just been reported that Leo Stoller, in vying to tie his own personal previous record in writs of certioraris not being heard, is actually honing his skills to make a run at the venerable writs of habeas corpus not being heard category. Stoller is said to be planning his attack on the basis that his constitutional rights are being abridged based on race, national origin, creed, and of course, possible counts rooted in the expanding area of sexual preference. An unidentied University of Chicago Law Professor, who refused to comment on this story for fear of reprisal from the National Circus Midgets Association, said: "It is believed Leo Stoller is going to claim he is a native chief of American Somoan 07/24/2010 11:45am
In other news Leo will be having another party at the Odyssey tonight. Please no blackberry's. Leo will be giving a talk about the effects of the industrial revolution on the testicle. Should be quite fun and educational. Early Sunday News 07/24/2010 1:39pm
Further details are being released on the Supreme Courts decision to issue a writ of destruction for Leo Stoller. Comedy Central 07/24/2010 11:01pm
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