Leo Stoller
 CHICAGO-(AEAE)-"College students should no longer be required to take any particular course, by a University, in order to graduate as long as the students takes 60 hours for an Assoicate Degree or 120 hours for a four year degree, the student should be allowed to graduate. Forcing college students to take any special math, science or english course which the student may be unqualifed to take can be qualified as the Intentional Infliction of Emotional Stress. Every year over 1500 college students commit sucide as a result of this stress. In addition many colleges including the Chicago Junior College system have graduation rates lower than 10%. The elimination of any required courses that a student my find himself unqualified to take or too stressful must eliminated according to Professor Harold Goldenshalf. Add Comment HEIDI KLUM DUMPS SEAL 01/27/2012
 HOLLYWOOD-(AEAE)-Kim Kardashian was reported to have been talk with Heidi Klum for weeks prior to Heidi's decision to “dump” Seal . A party close to Seal said, “Seal should sue the bitch for life!”   WASHINGTON (EJP)-”NOT SINCE HARRY TRUMAN GAVE THE “BUCK STOPS HERE SPEECH” HAVE I HEARD SUCH A BRILLIANT SLIGHT OF HAND STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH”, SAID NOBEL LAUREATE AND PROFESSOR EMERITUS OF POLITICAL SCIENCE, HAROLD GOLDENSHALF in a private interview for this article. “ Obama started out by saying, ”The Middle Class is not doing well!” “Brilliant” I thought, Obama's now going for the majority of voters”. Obama then said, “The rich should pay more!” “Wow, stimulate class war fare, sounds brilliant.” “Flat Tax of 30% on the rich achievers, make the rich pay for their success, brilliant Obama.” “Tax the companies who have found a way to sell their products and services for less money here in America by shipping the work over seas to countries that have more competitive wages scales, makes sense, Brilliant Obama”, “Lets bring those jobs back to American so that the products and services will cost Americans 30-50% more, Brilliant Obama,” Professor Goldenshalf said in an interview for this blog article. Obama wants to spend “billions and billions on roads, bridges and private railways with the money that the country will save from bringing home the troops from Iraq!” “Brilliant move Obama. Even though the Obama Administration ran the deficit to the highest in history at 15.2 Trillion Dollars and that Obama Administration is the only Administration in history that interprets “reducing spending on a war” as some sort of savings that can be used to further increase the deficit by 'spending billions and billions on roads, bridges and private railways'” Professor Goldenshalf concluded the interview by saying, “Although Obama's programs presented to advance the economy will no doubt 'kill competition, increase the cost of products and services to Americans, create a much larger deficit, create class war fare by taxing the high achievers in order to support those who do not contribute to our economy or have had limited success in the accumulation of wealth, Obama had the House, Senate and the Press mesmerized with the most 'brilliant” State of the Union Address that I have seen since, Harry Truman's 1950 State of the Union 'Buck Stops Here ' Address.” By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight  PALATINE, ILLINOIS-AEAE CALLS FOR THE RESIGNATION OF ILLINOIS, HARPER COLLEGE PRESIDENT KENNETH ENDER. Background: Harper College Dr Ender made the tragic decision to terminate the football program at Harper College which has been in place since 1972. The decision was not based on the $350,000 that the program cost the school. Harper College in Palatine Illinois serves 35,000 students. The lame excuse that Dr. Ender gave for ending Harper's football program was “Football had become divorced from the school;s mission of propelling local students toward bachelor's degrees or professional advancement...fewer that 10% of the team's 80 players came from the Palatine area. For example this year roster featured athletes from as far away as the U.S. Virgin Islands.” Dr Ender was of course not a football player and had no idea of the values that Football imparts to the players that they cannot ever get in a class room. For instance, only a football player learns that he can win in the last quarter of the game, even if his team is losing for 3/4's of the game. Students generally never can learn that lesson. Football players learn discipline, motivation, team cooperation and the joy of winning and the disappointment of losing which students never learn. The values taught by coaches to football players last their whole life. Lessons that can never be learned in any class room. According to Nobel Laureate and Professor Emeritus of Psychology Harold Goldenshalf. Dr. Ender complained that Harper's football program drew players as far away from Palatine, Illinois as the Virgin Islands. Such diversity would not be possible without a long standing football program. Lastly, football programs give an entire school a team to cheer for and be proud of. There is not legitimate College or University today that does not maintain a Football Program. AEAE calls for the resignation of Dr. Kenneth Ender an incompetent College President that belongs teaching in some south side Chicago High School not the President of College serving 35,000 students. The Chicago Tribune writer John Keilman who wrote the following story endorsing the elimination of Harper Colleges football program does not belong writing for a major Newspaper like the Chicago Tribune. Chicago-area college's call to punt on football By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight  CHICAGO-(AEAE)-FROM THE TIME OF AL CAPONE TO THE CURRENT TIME CHICAGO IS A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE TO LIVE. CHICAGO HAD 440 HOMICIDES IN 2011, 449 IN 2010. Tracking homicides in Chicago Four of the nation's 25 most dangerous neighborhoods are in Chicago, according to a new FBI study. Where's Chicago's Danger Zone? By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight  CHICAGO-(AEAE)-”THE FAMOUS PENN STATE COACH JOE PATERNO, WHO HAD SURVIVED OVER 1500 college coaches in Paterno's 45 year run as head coach at Penn State could not survive the “bullet that the Penn State Commissioners shot into his head when they unlawfully fired Paterno as a result of unproven charges of his former assistant Jerry Sandusky allegedly sexually abusing children” in the opinion of Dr. Harold Goldenrod. “Although Coach Paterno had agreed to retire after this season, the Penn State Commissioners delivered the fatal blow by firing Coach Paterno with only 5 games left on the 2011 Football Schedule. This intentional infliction of emotional stress placed on an 85 year old coach proved fatal. Not only was Coach Paterno forced to watch his team lose 4 of the last 5 games in his schedule but he was faced with humiliation of being unlawfully fired from his coaching job which he held for the last 45 years. Coach Paterno's estate should now file a wrongful death suit against Penn State and each Commissioner.” JOE PATERNO: 1926-2012
 CHICAGO-(AEAE) A FEDERAL LAW SUIT WAS FILED THIS WEEK AGAINST AN ILLINOIS LAW FIRM KELLEHER & BUCKLEY, HENRY C. TONIGAN, III, THOMAS K. MCQUEEN, DANIEL JERGER, ROBERT SCIGALSKI, JAMES REILLY, PATRICK HANRETTY, RICHARD STILLING, QUEST CONSULTANTS INTERNATIONAL. Plaintiff Louis A. Bianchi, the State’s Attorney of McHenry County, Illinois, and three of his employees have filed charges that they were the victims of politically and financially motivated criminal investigations and malicious prosecutions initiated by the defendants Henry C. Tonigan et al. A forty nine page complaint containing 15 counts. The defendants deny the charges and could not be reached for comment. See complaint https://ecf.ilnd.uscourts.gov/doc1/067110404925 STUDY REVEALS THAT WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS HAVE A COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE IN SELECTING A MATE 01/22/2012
 CHICAGO-(AEAE)-According to Professor Harold Goldenshalf, Nobel Laureate and Professor Emeritus of Archeology and Anthropology, credited with the discovery of the 3541 B.C City of Uruk in Ancient Mesopotamia along with the discovery of the (1200BC) Civilization of Minoan on the Island of Crete, has recently concluded a 25 year study of woman’s breast in Ancient Civilizations to m odern times. The Study period began after the “Big-Bang 14.7 billion years ago, through the Early Humanoids Homo Erectus 1,8 Million year ago, continuing through the “invention of language” (120,000BC) when men were finally able to verbalize their favoritism for large breasted females (“Man I love those women with large boobs”), through the current date. Dr. Goldenshalf conclusions of the 25 year old study reveal that men from every period of history, from the “Big Bang” to “modern” times, preferred women with “large” breasts over those without large breast and finally concluding that those women with “large” breast have a competitive advantage in selecting a mate. Although Dr. Goldenshalf said further study was needed. When asked by a reporter how much longer would Dr. Goldenshalf devote to continuing his research on this matter. Dr. Goldenshalf said, “The rest of my life...” By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight DAVID AXELROD “THROWS IN THE TOWL!” 01/21/2012
 CHICAGO-(AEAE)-OBAMA'S PREVIOUSLY SUCCESSFUL CAMPAIGN MANAGER DAVID AXELROD IS S”THROWING IN THE TOWL!” Axelrod has declared that Obama's 2012 run for the presidency is his “last” campaign. According to Presidential Scholar Herold Goldenshalf, 'it is very common for presidential campaign managers like Carol Rowe and David Axelrod, when they decide to bow out of political theatre head for the secure walls of the University, in order to spew out their wisdom to naive college students before they go to the grave. Axelrod is heading for his old Alma mater, the University of Chicago to teach and direct a “New” Institute of Politics.” Axelrod said, “That winning the White House was not all that it is cracked up to be. The “change” campaign of Obama's in 2008 turned impossible to effect in Washington, things only got worst after Obama's election in 2008. No matter what you do in the White House 50% of the population “hate” you for doing it. Now it is time for me to leave the political area head to the University and teach kids about politics. If the college students don't like what I say or do, I can just fail'em. I don't have to put up with any shit anymore from the voters!” By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight OBAMA NEW STRADEGY TO WIN THE WHITE HOUSE 01/20/2012
 WASHINGTON-(AEAE)-ACCORDING TO A SPOKES PERSON FOR THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN, IT APPEARS THAT THE PREVIOUS "LIBERAL" "CHANGE CROWD" THAT PREVIOUSLY SUPPORTED OBAMA IN THE 2008 election has fled for the T-Party. Obama has now taken the gloves off and is attempting to attract more right of center voters by supporting "open pit mining in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge. The resumption of unrestrictive whaling in the Pacific Ocean. Refuting Global climate change, providing jobs by eliminating the minimum wage laws and all child labor laws". Obama is again starting to draw crowds with his new proposals. | Author
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