CHICAGO-(AEAE)-THE NATIONAL FUNERAL DIRECTORS MEETING IN CHICAGO CONCLUDED TODAY. The Funeral Directors ended the 9/11 conference with a vote to bar defibrailators from being issued to grave diggers. “Since 25% off Funeral Directors re-peat business comes from mourners who suffer cardiac arrest while attending funerals. “It does not make any sense to have our grave diggers attempt to resuscitate grief stricken mourners, which represent a significant part of our business.” explains John Ambulance, a spokesman for the Funeral Industry. “These are tough economic times and we too, need all the business we can get! Further more the job of a grave digger is to dig graves, not to resuscitate grief stricken mourners, who suffer cardiac arrest while attending funerals.”
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