"What about the job numbers that came out today Mr. Bernake?"
"Although we need at least 500,000 jobs added each month for 5 years to make up the loss of 14 million jobs, the report today that said the Country has added an additional 117,000 jobs is not bad for Obama. After all before Obama became president he never managed any business."
"What about the fact that we lost 37,000 government jobs this last month?"
"Those were just patronage jobs."
"Is it true that we are going to have a double dip recession?"
"What are you talking about, we have never come out of the first recession, we are not going to have a double dip recession on Obama's watch. Also it is important to note that the employment figures are very good. Unemployment is only at 9.1% for white educated people, 33% for Hispanic and illegal aliens, 45% for blacks. Those numbers translated means that under Obama we still have 89% of whites still working, 66% of Hispanic and illegal aliens, and over 50% of blacks who want to work, still working. Not bad for a President that had no business management experience before becoming president."
"Mr. Bernanke what are you doing to help the economy?"
"I will tell you what I will do personally to help the economy, I will buy two new expensive cars this month. This will help the auto industry and I will construct two new summer homes in order to help the U.S. Building Industry.
Isn't Obama a great President and does he not deserve to be re-elected in 2012?"