Canadian Government Gives “Green Light” to Mentally Ill Exhibitionists to Commit Suicide over the Niagara Falls

NIAGARA FALLS-(AEAE)-TODAY THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT GAVE THE “GREEN LIGHT” TO A MENTALLY ILL EXHIBITIONISTS TO TIGHTROPE WALK OVER 600 FEET OVER NIAGARA FALLS. The business generated by mad man's reckless attempt to tightrope walk over Niagara Falls was too lucrative for the Government of Canada to pass up. Prime Minister Stephen Harper was reported saying at a closed door session involving this issue, “Imagine if this nut case guy gets over the middle of the falls, before he takes a tumble, falling 15 stories down into the rushing Niagara River, with all the cameras in the world trained on his flailing body falling in slow motion to his certain death, can you imagine the free publicity that the Niagara Falls would get all over the world? Every tourist there after would come to the Falls just to see the spot where this guy fell into the River. Every tour director would be able to show that very spot where the guy tumbled down, hopefully on the Canadian side of course. Gentlemen we cannot in good conscience say no to this guy. After all no one is forcing him to do this stunt. Business is down and has been down at the Falls for years now. This is exactly what we need to increase the demand to see the falls. After all this guy might be crazy enough to make it across the Falls. Either way we can not lose. I vote to give him permission to tightrope walk over the Niagara Falls.” Continue reading Tightrope walker to attempt first crossing of Niagara Falls
Tight Rope Walker Falls To DeathBy  Leo Stoller View this Author's  Spotlight

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