WASHINGTON,D.C.-(AEAE)-IN A CASE JUST DECIDED BY THE HIGH COURT INVOLVING A MAN HAVING SEX WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG IN PUBLIC, Justice Roberts wrote, " While the majority agreed wholeheartedly with the spirit of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals ruling against the man being able to have sex with the Flag in a public square, it was nonetheless compelled to overturn the decision so as to avoid creating a dangerous precedent. Unfortunately, we are charged with upholding the First Amendment even when it means defending the most godawful, depraved thing you've ever heard of someone doing in your entire life. As much as we would like to say NO, you cannot have sex with the American Flag in Public, it simply would not be consistent with the basic tenets upon which this nation was founded." (Quoted from the Onion).
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LEOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
6/16/2011 05:47:27 pm
Leo, you are aware that the Onion is not actually a new site, but in fact everything they post is fake, satirical, and a parody of real news?
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