CHICAGO-(AEAE)-A JUDGE RULED IN SETTING A 100,000 BOND, FOR A MAN WHO WAS CAUGHT DRIVING AFTER EATING AN “ADDICTIVE” FOOD, “PIZZA” WAS SENT TO JAIL. DRIVERS WITH “HIGH” DOPAMINE LEVELS, WHICH CAN IMPAIR THEIR DRIVING, WHETHER FROM ADDICTIVE FOODS OR ADDICTIVE DRUGS, IS NOW ALSO BECOMING ILLEGAL. A Food Scientist named Jullian Goldstien testified that a person who is addictive to “pizza”, “sugar”,or for example “ chocolate” can become intoxicated, from the high chemical dopamine levels created in the body and can become impaired while driving.”. The court stated that he did not care whether a person was high on illegal drugs or addictive foods ,these drivers are going to go to jail! The defense lawyer said he would immediately file a motion to reduce the bond and stated that “in 35 years in the practice of law that he never heard of a person going to jail for eating too much Pizza while driving a car.”
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Leo SuXX
10/4/2011 05:00:46 am
That photo is quite a metaphor for you and Chris's life in prison, Leo, except neither of you wear glasses and it's not a pizza getting shoved in your mouth. Not to worry, Leo, you'll be eating lots of pizza real soon.
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It's me again
10/4/2011 07:27:08 am
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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