
Earlier today a Muslim woman tried to knock down the 81 year Old Pope just prior to his saying the Mid Night Mass. According to a Cardinal who was standing next to the Pope when the female Muslim attacked, reported that the Pope who had learned karate during his early days in the Hitler Youth Movement in Nazi Germany during the second world war, was able to deliver a karate kick to the Muslim woman's face disabling the woman. The Pope was able to continue with his Mid Night Mass. After the mass the Pope was saying that he forgave the Muslim woman who obviously didn't know who she was dealing with, as she was removed on a stretcher with a possible broken neck. The Cardinal also said that the Pope is praying for Santa Claus