STUDY REVEALS THAT WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS HAVE A COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE IN SELECTING A MATE1/22/2012 CHICAGO-(AEAE)-According to Professor Harold Goldenshalf, Nobel Laureate and Professor Emeritus of Archeology and Anthropology, credited with the discovery of the 3541 B.C City of Uruk in Ancient Mesopotamia along with the discovery of the (1200BC) Civilization of Minoan on the Island of Crete, has recently concluded a 25 year study of woman’s breast in Ancient Civilizations to m odern times. The Study period began after the “Big-Bang 14.7 billion years ago, through the Early Humanoids Homo Erectus 1,8 Million year ago, continuing through the “invention of language” (120,000BC) when men were finally able to verbalize their favoritism for large breasted females (“Man I love those women with large boobs”), through the current date. Dr. Goldenshalf conclusions of the 25 year old study reveal that men from every period of history, from the “Big Bang” to “modern” times, preferred women with “large” breasts over those without large breast and finally concluding that those women with “large” breast have a competitive advantage in selecting a mate. Although Dr. Goldenshalf said further study was needed. When asked by a reporter how much longer would Dr. Goldenshalf devote to continuing his research on this matter. Dr. Goldenshalf said, “The rest of my life...” By Leo Stoller View this Author's Spotlight
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1/21/2012 06:40:50 am
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1/21/2012 02:09:22 pm
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